What did you expect? Pictures of Middle aged (and not so middle aged) men and women in a swimming pool with a plastic duck!  What kind of pervert are you?

OK You win!

Pre match goal practise..... and no, that's not teh first casualty of the day, he's just practising the "Oh no I've over ducked him, no I haven't" ruse.

Deep end shots are always harder!

Match DUcks ready for the off.....

The old splash-in-the-face solo defence play

A new line on goal hanging!

Sky+ fans just love to be able to re-run these classic shots on goal moments.  Did it go in? Nah, course not that's Nick shooting!

No stopping the Hi lob defence

The ever popular Dun(c)k Shot

Fair tackle Guv!

Another from the top goal moments...

Just look at the loft he gets for a shot on goal - and that's at the deep end!  No feet on the bottom here!!!!

And Apre Duck is always a big thing with the players....